Recent Movie Reviews


Birthday 18 Birthday 18

Rated 5 / 5 stars

me to

my birthday bitch finally 18 only 3 fucking more years till i reach the magical age



Time in a Bottle Time in a Bottle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was amazing.

I really like the style and the way it flows with the music.



Blockhead: Episode 10 Blockhead: Episode 10

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You my kind sir, are god of humor.

I could not stop laughing when he was interacting with the hobos.

Thank you for making my day. :D


Recent Game Reviews


Do Stuff! Do Stuff!

Rated 2 / 5 stars

This game was really simple, and not a music game

It is also late for the contest.

The graphics were not good.
The sound was reppettitive.
The controls were odd, and annoying to go from mouse to keyboard.

Overall it was not well made game.


MercuryLime responds:

It was before midnight in my time zone. I sent an email to Armor Games explaining the situation, so it's up to them.

As for mouse and keyboard.. you have two hands.


-Mines-of-Rock -Mines-of-Rock

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Weird introduction, decent gameplay, hard.

I don't really understand how this is a rock out game. I can see its slightly musically themed, but it does not give me the feeling of rocking out.

The graphics for the introduction were painful. I am sorry but they were I don't know what about them made them that way. But the graphics for the game play were pretty good. Also you missed the deadline for the contest by a few minutes I believe.

The style of the game play was also presented very well. Marked down a few because of some glitches with collecting certain music notes.

The sound was kind of annoying for part of the game, so it is rated down slightly more harshly.

The violence gets a low rating because there was non really. When the character gets hit by huge spikes coming out of the ground, all that you see is an after image of him.

Based on how the controls felt, and the cool gravity effects, the interactivity gets an 8.

Humor, it was not funny at all in fact it angered me.

Over all it gets a 7 because of the annoying timing issues with the huge spikes, they just move to fast, and for some reason you cant run past the wooden part of them.



Headfirst To Hell Headfirst To Hell

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Most original rock out game I've played

The statement above is what I would have said if by chance I did not own Elite Beat Agents for Nintendo DS.

Graphics: They are actually pretty good, just to much story for a music game(Notice I did not say Rock-Out game)

Style: Pretty much completely stolen from Elite Beat Agents.

Sound: The music was comprised of mellow acoustic guitar, not something that makes me want to "Rock Out"

Violence: The stolen type of game play did not last me past the second song, but what from I have seen this game is completely devoid of any violence.

Interactivity: It was interactive, but It was not original so that score was knocked down a bit.

Humor: The only thing funny about this game is watching someone sit through the entire introduction.

Overall: The stolen style, bad music choice, and overall mellow game for the rock out contest leaves me with no choice other than to give this game the low ranking of a 3. I am sorry. This game might have garnished with a higher score from me if it had not been submitted to the rock out contest.

If you really think my review was not fair, by all means vote it down, but after carefully reading my review, you think that it merits no down-vote, please rate accordingly.


Recent Audio Reviews


Chilled Chilled

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was good!

Love your movies and your music!